- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What are annoying? Ads.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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