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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!