- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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