Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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