Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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