what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Anti Joke

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