I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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