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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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