- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

girls basketball

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

haha black people :D

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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