- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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