A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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