- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A penis walks into a bar..

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

I am quite mature.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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