- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

how do you win a game try your best

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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