Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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