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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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