Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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