- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

sky silverstein

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A man walks into a bar

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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