Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Boob

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