Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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