- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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