We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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