- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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