What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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