- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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