- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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