What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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