- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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