An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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