Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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School

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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