World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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