- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

can you touch your toes? no

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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