- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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