- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

you give like i give lomain

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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