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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Pickles are powerful

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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