What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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