- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How did the black person die? Of old age

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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