- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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