Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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