What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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France had one revolution

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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