- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A shark ate your mom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

penis in the camel

A man was shot. He died.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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