- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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