What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Women's rights

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Anti Joke

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