You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Penis

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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