Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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