whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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