- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Take wrong turns

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Turkey Balls

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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