How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats funny? Your face.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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no rasist joks

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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