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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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