- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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