What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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