- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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