- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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