- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

you give like i give lomain

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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