- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Balls

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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