What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

YOLO You only like Oreos

FUCK THE JEWS

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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