- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

united we sit, cause we're fat

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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