- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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