If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Anti Joke

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