- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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