- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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