- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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