- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how much fish could a chicken

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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