Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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