- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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