why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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