what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Women's Rights

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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