What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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