- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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