- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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