So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

I'm rick james bitch

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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