Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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