So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I love alchohol!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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