Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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