What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

learn. advance!

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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