Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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