A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

penis. nuff said.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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