- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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