- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

think twice or at least think

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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