- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Heskey time.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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