- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I love pissing people off :P

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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