- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What are annoying? Ads.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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