What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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