What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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